
Anúncios
1
Oq eu disse na cozinha
Mamae eu sou gay
Mamae eu sou feministsa
Mamae eu não existo
Mamae eu sou lesbico
2
Qual o nome do meu irmão
Daniel
Theo
Meu cuu
José
3
Qual podia ser o nome de Theo
Bento
Jeremias
Enzo
Meu cuu
4
Qual o nome da minha bateria
Claudio
Richards
Paula
Tum
5
Cacatua?
Nao
Sim
Cacatua
Que?
6
Como eu nasci?
Story of undertale
Pasta de dente
Nasendo uai
Parto normal
7
🎵🎵🎵Yo soy...🎵🎵🎵
Luigi
Peach
Bowser
Mario
8
Qual é o nome da caixa que você toca percusao
Cajón
Carrão
Cajon
Caillón
9
MINHA SERIE FAVORITA
Barbie
One Piece
X men 97
Brooklin 99
10
Eu não gosto de
Fritas
Hambúrguer
Fígado
Bolo de cenoura com chocolate
11
Eu não quero
Ir pras olimpiadas
Tocar baixo
Morrer
Criar um videogame
12
Aaa...
Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk, or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott
I faced an evil, talking flower in a pot
Explains the plot
Wants me dead, wants me to rot
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone
Leaves me alone
But I escape and meet some bones
Should I be a pacifist
Or should I use my fists?
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race, whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
I fell from the light
Talk, or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose
With all this EXP, there's no way that I'll lose
Now watch me move
I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
Chara's my coach
All these monsters I will poach
Screw being a pacifist
I think I'll use my fists
I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race, whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
I'm in a different trail
Whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
Story of Undertale
I fell from the light
Talk, or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my Undertale
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight, like front-page news
King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them is his ultimate goal
Open the door to humanity's realm
Start a new war (humans overwhelm)
I'm homicidal and I've got a taste
I want to wipe out the monster race, whoa, oh-oh, oh-oh
I've got no patience, I've got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
B
L
J
13
Qual é o "ㅤ" certo?
ㅤㅤ
ㅤ
14
Eu sou
Punk rock hardcore sabe onde é que faz? É no alto zé do pinho... É DO CARAI
Alto
Normal
Baixo
15
Meu apelido é
Sei la porr
Loira do Tchan
David Kreimer
Motosserra da samsung modelo a47