
Anúncios
1

O joao tem quantos kilos?
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Nunca foi pesado pois ele quebrou todas suas balancas so de subir nela
2

o biel era fino antigamente?
sim
no
3

o joao tem -5 de qi?
nao
obv q n ele tem menos
sim
4

o joao esta no tamanho de um?
enzo
aviao
palito
5

o joao sabe quanto e: 4x = -24?
definitivamente nao
sim
nao
6

pq o joao ele foi banido esse dia?
ser preto
por ser best friends forever do alvarez
7

o joao e gordo?
nao ele e obeso bola
sim
nao
8

o joao faz as melhores musicas do mundo
nao
sim
9

qual joao e pro?

joao em santos, com foto do bolsonaro

joao fake cria
10

a bunda do joao e grande?
n
s
11

o joao e o maior planeta existente?
sim
nao o maior e o michel
12

o joao tem a barriga triangular?
sim tem o formato da pizza q ele come a cada um segundo
a barrida dele tem o formato de todas as comidas existentes
13

o joao e maior q o michel?
n
s
14

o joao amou o show das ciencias?
n
sim ele e uma crianca
15

oq e o joao?
o joao e planeta, obeso, big gordo feliz, maior q o michel
obeso