Anúncios
1
What’s João’s pet’s name
Dog
Mona (after Mona Lisa)
Pepsy
Pepsi
Coke
2
What’s my favorite subject
Math
Art
Language
History
3
Who was Joãos sixth grade crush
Ignacio
Carolina
Giovanna
Bruna
Julia
Luisa
Isa
4
What’s João’s favorite social media
Reddit
Instagram
Snapchat
FB
Google +
5
What’s João’s favorite Sesame Street character
Bert
Big Bird
Ernie
Elmo
Cookie monster
Oscar the grouch
6
What’s João’s favorite Queen song
The show must go on
Highway to hell
The man who sold the world
Another one bites the dust
Stairway to heaven
7
What is João’s most cherished possession?
I dont know what cherished means
His phone
The dictionary
His DaVinci book
His PS4
The Envelope
8
Who is the author of João’s favorite quote
Winston Churchill
Cardi B
FDR
George Orwell
Orson Welles
9
What’s João worst feature
Has little patience
He’s racist
He’s selfish
He’s unreliable
He’s stupid
He’s a nerd
He is obsequious
10
Who is the person that has made João the most annoyed in his life
Nahuel
Gio
Carolina
Luisa
Gian
11
What is João’ s favorite Leo DiCaprio movie
The Wolf Of Wallstreet
Dinner Hall
Gilbert Grape
The revenant
Pulp Fiction
12
What does João look for in a girl
A vagina
Sensitivity
Short hair
Big ass
Support
Big tits
Innocence
Quirkiness
13
What does João threaten to do when someone pisses him off
Enucleate them
Feed their organs to their dog
Disembowel them
Draw and quarter them
Exsanguinate them
All of the above
14
What movie did João have to go watch alone when his friends canceled on him
Jumanji
Love Simon
Ferdinand
Blue is the warmest color
15
Who is João’s blonde celebrity crush
Scarlett Johansson
Amber Heard
Jennifer Aniston
Gisele Bundchen
Margot Robbie
16
Who is João’s brunette celebrity crush
Cara deLevigne
Emma Stone
Camila Luddington
Alexandra Daddario
Emma Watson
17
What is the name of the fake alias João created in order to sign up in websites without actually giving them any information
Jon Doe
Pafuncio de Ameixas
Slim Shady
Tiago Filho
